Seen this before. They actually have a modern bridge only a few miles away. With a paved surface, wide enough for trucks. They still do this for the tourists and college students with video cameras hoping to get a paying gig with National Geographic.
Why, you cynical bastard, you. Awful how reality intrudes on the Socialist Collectivist Dream of the Sainted Peasant Class, isn't it?
Ah, well. When Bernie is elected President, we'll soon make all our bridges this way. By 2020 it'll be time to re-weave the Golden Gate, and the current crop of everbody-gets-a-trophy graduates will have honed their skills in preparation.
They have it down, pat.
ReplyDeleteIf they ever discover steel cables, they'll have a lot of free time every year.
ReplyDeleteSeen this before. They actually have a modern bridge only a few miles away. With a paved surface, wide enough for trucks. They still do this for the tourists and college students with video cameras hoping to get a paying gig with National Geographic.
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Why, you cynical bastard, you. Awful how reality intrudes on the Socialist Collectivist Dream of the Sainted Peasant Class, isn't it?
DeleteAh, well. When Bernie is elected President, we'll soon make all our bridges this way. By 2020 it'll be time to re-weave the Golden Gate, and the current crop of everbody-gets-a-trophy graduates will have honed their skills in preparation.