Thursday, February 12, 2026

Near Thing

 


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  1. When you can't get the lawnmower started...

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  2. rotor strike on ground and dirt sucked into engine are two of the possible issues

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  3. Farmer is going to be pissed about the damage to his Wheat Field

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    1. Who cares what the farmer thinks?

      There are going to be guys in the back, and that pilot's Squadron Commander who are going to be plenty pissed, so much so that whatever ire that the farmer might have will pale in comparison.

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  4. Woh. Pilot check your skivvies time. Looks like the main rotor just cleared the ground.

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    1. Nothing to check, you know what’s in them…

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  5. I only had one chopper ride in my life. It was bad enough. If I had been inside this almost-crashed chopper, I would have been my last.

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  6. Fuckin hotdogs. That’s how we lost one in the Gulf and one the SEALs didn’t make it out.

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  7. I'm sure that was thrilling, with a capital shit. That's right up there with Magic Mountain sick machines of 20 years ago. These days, I hear Magic Mountain has been "minoritized".

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  8. Some of the helos that pedo joe left the afghanies

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  9. Video proof that helicopters are kept in the air by 2 things....a part known as the "Jesus Nut" and witchcraft, but mostly witchcraft.

    azlibertarian

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    1. "a loose association of parts temporarily flying in formation"

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