Friday, February 13, 2026

 


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  1. and not only did 99.999% of us live through it, we actually enjoyed it

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  2. It automatically prevented you from becoming an obese crybaby.

    Bring back the playgrounds, and take away their phones, and lock them out of the house!

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    1. You're forgetting the other side of the equation: the helicopter Karen parents and the lawyers who file their lawsuits because the crybabies came home with boo-boos. We probably should sentence them to be the ground these kids play on.

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    2. Our dad would say, stop cryin' or I'll give ya something to cry about.
      Later fathers (if they weren't divorced out of the house) turned into cucks.

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  3. Our kindergarten teacher broke her arm when she joined us one morning. She was my favorite.because she was kind and in tune with us kids…to a point.

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  4. My mom ran off with a Fuller Brush salesman and I so I left the rural heaven of Grants Pass for the asphalt of San Francisco for a couple years. I learned what it's like plummeting through the bars with asphalt waiting to greet your clumsiness

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    1. The ground was a treat after dodging 10 or 12 feet of those pipes.

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  5. It was different times. I remember my 6-7-8 grade football coach yelling at us, “Criminy Sakes, it’s a rough game. If you don’t wanna get hurt, then run home to your momma!” Now rub it off and get back out there.” I have found this to be pretty good advice for life.

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  6. Sand underneath? Must have been at some Country Club.

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  7. Blisters on the hands did not stop play time, you just got callouses.

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  8. Seen 3 bleeding tongues as a kid. Why any boy would put his tongue on an ice cold bar is beyond me.

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    1. Yeh, me too. Kids can be vicious little shits.

      Nemo

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  9. I have a picture of me and my three closest cousins on a sofa in my grandmothers house back in the early fifties. I was dirt from head to toe.

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  10. spent a week in comma at a hospital because my brother knocked off at 5 then 2 years later broke my wrist when I tried to swing thru the maze of bars. The jungle gym made me tough and learn live is hard but fun.

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