Thursday, January 15, 2026

SoCal night sky lit up before astronauts splash down


Reasons for medical "emergency."

1. Space Covid
2. Face hugger attack
3. Chick astronaut is pregs after hot, hot space sex.

10 comments:

  1. I'm going with explosive diarrhea. Not space compatible.

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  2. OMG people, hasn't anybody seen the movie "Life"?

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  3. My bet is on pregnancy. Alternately, maybe the hole in the Russian module moved to a person.

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  4. Haven’t you folks ever seen Ren & Stimpy? It’s simply “Space Madness!”

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    1. Or go with the "Log" theory. Someone clogged the space toilet really bad.

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  5. I would have enjoyed seeing that streak in the sky during the capsule reentry. Let’s hope whatever malady one of “astronauts” has that they make a full recovery.

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  6. America’s Favorite DuchessJanuary 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM

    To gonna lie, that “hot sex” speculation has piqued my interest.🤔

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    1. America’s Favorite DuchessJanuary 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM

      “Not” instead of “to”. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  7. Hot space sex with alien face hugger that had covid and diarrhea.

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  8. Have you seen crew 11 pictures. The one female my guess is not interested in the others.

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