Thursday, January 15, 2026

SoCal night sky lit up before astronauts splash down


Reasons for medical "emergency."

1. Space Covid
2. Face hugger attack
3. Chick astronaut is pregs after hot, hot space sex.

3 comments:

  1. I'm going with explosive diarrhea. Not space compatible.

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  2. OMG people, hasn't anybody seen the movie "Life"?

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  3. My bet is on pregnancy. Alternately, maybe the hole in the Russian module moved to a person.

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