Saturday, November 22, 2025

 



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  1. Saw a commercial for Sketchers, you can put one of those in the bottom of the shoe if you're such an idiot that you can't find your shoes.

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  2. Are there that many losers losing stuff?

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    1. I had one once, Irish posted an anonymous story for ideas of what to do with it since my future x slipped it in my truck. It showed up on my iPhone with blue tooth on so I left it there except when I wanted to go somewhere private.

      The ideas were phenomenal and hilarious. I left on a month long road trip out west, sent it with a helpful trucker headed back to Texas, wished I could have been a fly on the wall.

      Your phone will show the last four of the phone number tracking you. That’s how I knew.

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    2. Yes - ghostsniper. Yes there are. I can't tell you how many times my mother-in-law, who is fully cognizant has lost her keys, phone, glasses, remote, - you name it - she will lose it. Bringing her along when we travel is hilarious - you could say. Once, while in line at TSA I had to spring back out to the parking lot to the car to get her cell-phone which was stuck between the seats. Another time, she left her paper boarding pass (she's digitally challenged) on the drinking fountain by the bathroom near the gate. About twice a month she empties her trash on the kitchen floor looking for something she's misplaced. In the car, she is constantly digging in her purse for an item she can't find. When we get to where we're going she acts surprised that we got there and it takes her ten minutes to collect all her stuff from the back seat. She's 83 years old - but now that you mention it, she seems a little whack.

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