Sunday, November 30, 2025

Classic Faceplant

 


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  1. Well, I guess it's up to me to state the obvious. Don't text and ride!

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  2. That is some camera work! Of course it could be a frame from a video...

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    1. or AI. Kinda looks fake to me. If it's real, he'll, at minimum, have a nice piece of road rash on his face which may generate conversations about the scar when he gets older. Also may have broken cheek bone and/or orbital on that side.

      Nemo

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  3. Get off your f*ckin' phone and pay attention to the road!!!

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  4. 'Ol fat lady in the background: "Ha ha ha, ya faggot"!

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  5. Looks like a candidate for the show Ridiculousness. Nice Scorpion.

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  6. I've done that before, but without the cell phone, and with an open water meter. I took a corner too wide on my mad dash home at dusk. I didn't make it. After I picked myself up, I had to push my bike two blocks home. Of course, I'm also the kid that ran into the back of a parked car, a red car no less, because I didn't see it. That one hurt, too.

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