Thursday, July 24, 2025

How not to wake up a lioness

 


19 comments:

  1. Okay - I'm sorry I said you are getting fat !

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  2. "woman, what is your problem?"

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  3. You pissed off mama, you aint getting any...

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  4. Hmmm. Reminds me of someone I used to be married to.

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  5. Typical women

    Hey, could you move? They'd like to drive by.

    RAWR. Don't tell me where I can sit.

    True story.

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  6. Male: "Now, calm down honey."

    Female: "How dare you say that to me!!!"

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  7. I have a 2 1/2 year old, 95 lb, male, Malinois/German Shepherd mix (that's usually mucho macho) that loves to play with his 7 year old, 35 lb, beagle something mix, "aunt" Maggie (and early trainer). When he's pestered her too much, she flips into Tasmanian devil mode and GOES after him. Big guy reacts just like the lion, unless she persists, THEN, he tucks tail and unasses the vicinity, sometimes screaming. It's hysterically funny. I'll laugh so hard it's cry/laughing. She established alpha status when he was a pup and ain't backing down. Early on, she PROVED she would hurt him when he pushed too much.
    Oh yeah, they play fight with much ferocious growling and wrastle daily.

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    1. I got a good chuckle picturing your story. Thanks!

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  8. If he thought she was dead he was dead wrong.

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  9. He should just tell her to calm down and he was wrong

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  10. Talk about a lion biting your belly.
    It is like a domestic cat biting the leg, but multiplied by 50x the power and horror.

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  11. same thing happened to me the last time i bit the
    old lady on the ass to wake her up !

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  12. It was just a love bite!

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  13. It's a pretty universal response from the female of the species.

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