Monday, July 14, 2025

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  1. Maybe the jet exhaust was a step too far.

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  2. The shark needs a frinkin' laser on its head.

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  3. I know Margie was countin' on ya, what with the baby and all.

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  4. You should have sent it to P&W. They would pay you handsomely for art like this.

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  5. I’m not surprised given how awful a job you did on those flight feathers! Was that supposed to be a mallard?!

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  6. Sharknado marathon on TV today. How fitting.

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  7. Do you want Dan Thiel's cell #, as he's Exec Sec'y of DU? We see him at the SE Wildlife Expo in Charleston every year. This is a travesty of justice.

    Poor mallard. You should have used a coot, but that might be racist.

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    1. Great White going after a black coot?
      I saw what you did there...

      BTW, for next year's attempt, go with either piranha, or barracuda.
      Work up to the bigger predators over time: tiger sharks, threshers, hammerheads.
      Make the Great White the finale.
      And no jet engines.
      Just an arcing leap would sell it better.

      If none of those attempts work, start putting hunters in the frame, and giving the guys in the duck boat flamethrowers, miniguns, etc.
      Maybe a Stinger missile or AAA.

      Then transition to some real Rat Fink ratrod boats as the years go by.

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