Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
If you're going to do just one thing, do it well.
That's nothing. After a number of beers I let out a walking fart thatfouled four lanes of a bowling alley. In my 20s, I could peel paintand set off the H2S alarms in an oil refinery. Those were my glorydays. Now that I am a geezer, I have to use fart spray to screw withmy firends and relatives.