Saturday, June 23, 2018

Texas Turtle Soup coming right up.

Moral: don't swim naked in brown water when in the South.


7 comments:

  1. Those turtles are more like dinosaurs

    ReplyDelete
  2. Mother Nature's bolt cutters.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Make sure you check state law before you cook one. In many states they are listed as threatened and it is illegal to take one. Alligator snappers have protections in both Texas and Louisiana among others. Illegally catching one then taking it across state lines can get you Federal charges.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Cooter stew is nice, but you still need to be able to hold a spoon.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. He looks like he might have lost that hand about 3 seconds after that pic was taken. lolllll Bolt cutters, that's awesome.

      I was on a back road one time and a snapper was sitting in the road. Some idiot woman told her little girl to go move the turtle. I think it was God's grace I was there and stopped her. I put a stick in front of Mr. Snapper and he snapped it in two. Mom looked on in horror, thanked me and drive off about to vomit. lolll I'll bet she never did that again.

      Delete
  5. Nancy Pelosi's twin sister separated at birth.....

    ReplyDelete
  6. Living fossils, little changed from the age of dinosaurs. Other survivors include 'gators, crocs, and coelacanths, maybe sharks too.
    The rest of the dinos either died out or grew feathers...

    =TW=

    ReplyDelete