Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
The statues may pass for class....in some quarters. But I'm with you. It's weirder than the jet ski in the pool while mom and dad are out of town.
We're gonna need a bigger pool...
Back in my college days, I would have done much the same thing. In fact, I did ride my IT490 dirt bike into the shallow end of the dorm's pool. Great fun!
That looks like a dude in a bikini to me. Never mind the statues.
A young Bruce Jenner?
To answer your question, the Clampetts.