Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
There used to be a dog in our area that would go out an open upstairs window and hang out on the porch roof.
We lived in a bermed rambler and had a standard poodle that would do the same thing and thought nothing of jumping off the front of the house. The first time he came off the roof and over my head and about scared the crap out of me. He never broke stride and thought it was great fun. indyjonesouthere
Maybe the dog has got American Politics figured out, the s*'s getting deep.