Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
Or a dip into CW's future?
Yeah, if my wife would let me, and my business would tolerate it, I'd definitely experiment with a beard like that. However, the wife possess one of the three elven rings of power, so I dare not cross her. I prefer not to live the rest of my life as a newt.
You have to find the ring that rules them all (and in the darkness binds them). Then you can look like Gandalf.
Where did that hobbit go?