Craggy faced French actor Gerard Depardieu admits he drinks fourteen bottles of wine a day, which must make him drunk 24/7. Heck, Gerard, go for fifteen!
'In the morning, it starts at home with champagne or red wine before 10am, then again champagne.'
Gerard said he breaks up the wine intake with a little aniseed liqueur pastis.
He added: 'Then food, accompanied by two bottles of wine.
'In the afternoon, champagne, beer and more pastis at around 5pm, to finish off the bottle.
'Later on, vodka and/or whisky. But I’m never totally drunk, just a little p*****d.
'All you need is a 10-minute nap and voila, a slurp of rose wine and I feel as fresh as a daisy.
'Anyway, I’m not going to die. Not now. I still have energy.'
Famous last words, Gerard.
And...he hasn't gained an ounce.
ReplyDeleteBullet-proof liver...hard as a rock.
DeleteHis liver could probably be used to desalinate ocean water to drinking water.
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