The White House continues it's efforts to reach out to everyday Americans, and the latest idea hatched there is to allow folks to ask Michelle Obama a question.  They have created a new twitter hashtag of #AskMichelle, and naturally it has opened a Pandora's Box of humor.

My favorites so far:

1) When was the last time you had coffee with Vera Baker?

2)Why don't you and Barry give Aunt Zeituni a nice big check out of your personal fortune on Mother's Day?  That way her welfare checks can go to someone like Julia.

3) Did you let Barry visit the pound for National Eat What You Want Day?

4) Did you develop those biceps so Barry couldn't push you around like he did to Coretta?

5) Hey Michelle - do you prefer to dunk your fries in whipped cream or in a creamy shake?

Thanks to the commenters on Jim Treacher's site for teh funneh.