It begins.  Now the government is sticking it's ugly mug in our kitchens, telling us hysterically that suger, that ubiquitous ingredient in cupcakes and ice cream, is a dangerous toxin.

No, really.

And it needs to be regulated, by bureaucrats, for our own good.  Can't be too careful with our health, you know.

And next there will be penalties when we misuse suger.  Zoning laws could be used to keep it out of areas where it is felt too many people are fat.

Oh and don't forget the ultimate control method - taxes!   Take away the suger, and the money.  After all, a new regulatory agency must be created to administer the rules, and a suger police to enforce them, and that costs money.

Onwards to a better world!  A suger free utopia!