This guy, his panties are in a wad, but why?

Is it because he found out his wives got out of their pen last night, and became all mingled together with his neighbor's herd?

Or, did he cut a big staccato stinker in mosque this morning, right as everyone bent over to bounce their foreheads off the floor in worship?  His buddies will never let him hear the last of it.

Or, did the Juice recently target his entire country for elimination, and he can't do anything about it but wait for the big flash?

It's tough being a Muzzie these days.