Millions of Muslims react in jubilation upon learning that a new translation of the Koran reveals that Allah does in fact favor and allow the consumption of bacon.

"Finally," commented Hamid al Maktoom, head of Islamic scholarship at Cairo University, "now we too can join the infidels in the enjoyment of the ecstasy that is ham and bacon, which we have been so cruelly denied for generations by this mistranslation of our holy book."

Welcome Muslims! I think your moods will improve shortly, now that your days can also begin with bacon!