Wednesday, February 11, 2026

The wife will be pleased

 


15 comments:

  1. If that countertop is really granite, I am a bit surprised that it broke so easliy.

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    1. No way , my countertops are quartz, tip over a glass on it and the glass breaks. I've dropped a twelve inch cast iron skillet on it and had to inspect the pan for cracks.

      That is some kind of fake-rock-poly-who-knows-whats-in-it, countertop!

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    2. If you look closely, you can see the break line before he hits it. That counter was cracked and sagging slightly, then he snapped it off.

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    3. That’s because it’s Bobby Darin in some skit…looks like to me

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  2. Looks like Mikes. Twist off the top you dummy and then hand it to the nearest woman

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  3. I guess that lemonade really is hard !

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  4. Thirst cost = 1 bottle of drink + 1 kitchen stone counter + 1 apology to the wife

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  5. Just round it off with the router before she gets home...

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  6. A good adhesive and a clamp. Never go near that corner again, the wife will break it sooner or later. Heck, it might even fall off.

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  7. Why does he keep on doing it ?

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  8. It's bullshit, a scene from the TV series Arrested Development with Will Arnett.

    ~Fitz

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  9. You're supposed to use your teeth to open bottles, everyone knows that.

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  10. My buddy in college preferred using his eye socket

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