And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
I would like to see a corded, old style receiver accessory that plugs into a smart phone so current users can have the slam it/strangle options that the older generations enjoyed!
Damn! Someone beat me to it! https://www.walmart.com/ip/Retro-Phone-Handset-iPhone-Bluetooth-Retro-Phone-Handset-Bluetooth-Type-C-Port-Clear-Comfortable-Calls-Telephone-Style-Landline-Handle-Receiver-Micro/18610269657?classType=VARIANT
In my apartment building, a disabled client was smacked in the head and killed by a Personal Care Worker using a landline desk model. Apparently, restraining orders are ineffective against Ma Bell.
I especially miss slamming down the receiver- lightly touching the "Done" button just isn't the same-
ReplyDeleteNowadays we can only shove our cell phones up their keesters. With or without lube.
ReplyDeleteRemembering a porn short where the other end of the taint was involved
DeleteI would like to see a corded, old style receiver accessory that plugs into a smart phone so current users can have the slam it/strangle options that the older generations enjoyed!
ReplyDeleteDamn! Someone beat me to it!
Deletehttps://www.walmart.com/ip/Retro-Phone-Handset-iPhone-Bluetooth-Retro-Phone-Handset-Bluetooth-Type-C-Port-Clear-Comfortable-Calls-Telephone-Style-Landline-Handle-Receiver-Micro/18610269657?classType=VARIANT
Strangle, heck. You could bludgeon someone to death with the handset, then call your friend to help with the cleanup - it'd still work just fine.
ReplyDeleteAlfred Hitchcock approved.
ReplyDeleteIn my apartment building, a disabled client was smacked in the head and killed by a Personal Care Worker using a landline desk model. Apparently, restraining orders are ineffective against Ma Bell.
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