And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
The wise Sir Bedemir was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.
And just as they creep up to the doorway, Leroy Jenkins surfs down the staircase on his shield. the boss clattering on each step, and he lets out mighty roar, alerting all the guards within half a mile, and suddenly your melee is 400 v 5.
Looks like a spot your DM may describe during a D&D session.
ReplyDeleteEchoes by William O'Connor
ReplyDeleteThe wise Sir Bedemir was the first to join King Arthur's
ReplyDeleteknights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the
Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon
of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol
and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and
the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed
a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries,
the Knights of the Round Table.
Personally! Hahaha!!
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Pre-Escher... !
ReplyDeleteGrey Man
and the signs on the subway walls
ReplyDeleteAnd just as they creep up to the doorway, Leroy Jenkins surfs down the staircase on his shield. the boss clattering on each step, and he lets out mighty roar, alerting all the guards within half a mile, and suddenly your melee is 400 v 5.
ReplyDelete+1 for Leroy Jenkins !
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