And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
"All right, Miss Smithers... I see that it says here on your resume that you can... hm... Very impressive. But I'm afraid we don't have any position that requires the ability to do THAT."
Its probably Graves disease
ReplyDeleteEye would make an eye joke here, but iris-k it being too cornea.
ReplyDeleteNicely done.
DeleteFlexible eye balls!
ReplyDeleteNow my eyes are watering.....
ReplyDelete"All right, Miss Smithers... I see that it says here on your resume that you can... hm... Very impressive. But I'm afraid we don't have any position that requires the ability to do THAT."
ReplyDeleteMia Goth?
ReplyDeleteYes Miss Feldman, I enjoyed you grandfather Martys' movies!
ReplyDeleteYeah she kinda looks Abby Normal
DeleteI used to be able to blow smoke out of my eyes. The I figured out that wasn't a wise thing to do. Yes, dope was involved.
ReplyDeleteI would not call that "talent." I'd call it "weird."
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