Wednesday, January 28, 2026

EDC

 


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  1. I see a knife and a flashlight ... but what's that three-sided thing?

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  2. It's either a stupid bottle opener or a retarded fidget doo dad.

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  3. https://lautie.com/ Retarded fidget doo dads. I'm guessing it's to counteract all the estrogen during his transition.

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    1. "...Welcome to LAUTIE, the premier metal fidget toy brand created by craftsman Yangman and designer Niko.

      At LAUTIE, we take inspiration from the things we’re passionate about and transform them into unique and captivating toys that are built to the highest standard of creativity, workmanship, and playability....."


      My lord, what complete absolute slackers. I never would have guessed that there is enough money in things like this that would provide the capital and effort that's behind this product line, website, so forth. There's quite a bit invested here.

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    2. Chinesium crap, and expensive crap at that.

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  4. I like the knife. Can't make out the model or manufacturer. Anybody know?

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  5. I looked it up - fidget toy thing. I still teach part time and they have a special place in the "the old man is irritated again" department...

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  6. Save money and try Captain Queeg ball bearings.

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    1. They probably have a set that automatically homes in on missing strawberries...

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    2. Everybody turn in your keys and we'll get to the bottom of this.

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    3. Funnily enough I bought a couple of 1" steel ball bearings. I got them because I was anvil shopping and read this is the best way to test for dead spots - dropping from a fixed height to measure the rebound, do it all over the anvil surface to evaluate it.

      But I've still got them at my desk, and pick them up every so often. They're strangely calming, and they exercise your dexterity nicely. Sometimes my wife will complain they're making too much noise, while she watches TV. My family was against me from the beginning, they were all disloyal, they would laugh at me and make jokes....now about that tow cable.... click-click

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