Friday, January 30, 2026

 


7 comments:

  1. ...and when you're done hauling in the wood and starting the fire, Make. Me. A.
    Sammich!

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    1. Put another log on the fire.
      Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
      And go out to the car and change the tyre.
      Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
      Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
      And then go fetch my slippers.
      And boil me up another pot of tea.
      Then put another log on the fire, babe,
      And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

      Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
      Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
      Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
      Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
      Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
      Don't I take her driving every night?
      So, sit here at my feet 'cause I like you when you're sweet,
      And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

      So, put another log on the fire.
      Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
      Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tire.
      Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
      Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
      And then go fetch my slippers.
      And boil me up another pot of tea.
      Then put another log on the fire, babe,
      And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

      Written by Shel Silverstein
      Recorded by Waylon Jennings

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  2. Is that Chevy for sale,really need to get that woman out of way of shot,hate when that happens!

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  3. Actually, please hand me the wood, I will carry it inside for you. I will also start a fire and maybe then we can get naked and snuggle under the covers!

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  4. Look's like a young Liz, you know who.
    Ruined it for side part blonds.

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  5. That's how fire wood can warm you three times instead of only twice.

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