Tuesday, September 2, 2025

On the retirement yacht. When my cryptocurrency investments pay off, this will be mine. The crew will walk around in black turtlenecks carrying uzis.

 


22 comments:

  1. Heh... Uzi's are ancient - you should check out the new CZ Skorpion.

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    1. No self respecting bad guy guard on a black yacht would be caught carrying anything but an Uzi!
      I've seen the movies..

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    2. "guy" guards? I'm a startin' with bad girl guards, see how it works out.

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  2. Google "Tulipmania" as there is an excellent chance you will be dead broke and homeless.

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    1. It's a joke, anon. I won't have to worry.

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  3. Subconscious is an amazing and funny thing. Seems like if you were to become a billionaire over night you envision yourself as a Bond villain.

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    1. It would take a billion at least to buy, crew and maintain that ship. Imagine the bill for fuel!

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    2. What fuel costs? All of it is written off as a business expense. Get with the program man!

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    3. Having had experience dealing with the IRS, I can guarantee you they would never buy that. The demands for receipts and proof would be never ending. Those boys and girls at Internal Revenue have seen it all.

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  4. Did you see how the Big Cahuna of Hamas is worth $5 billion and has a yacht?
    Funny how that works.

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  5. Interesting how the lofted superstructure looks like a skull and crossbones...

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  6. You'll also need a fluffy white cat to pet while you glare menacingly at your guests.
    -lg

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  7. I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

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  8. Hey, you scratched my anchor…

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  9. I've seen some guys in suits with submachine guns on a couple of yachts in Charleston Harbor SC a few years back. Wonder who it was?

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  10. As I have pretty much always believed: A boat - a hole in the water that you pour money into.

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  11. God bless the rich bastards that own these.
    10% or more a year in maintenance.
    Lots of jobs.

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  12. Your wife will have left you long since... for wearing those shark shirts. Love, nines

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  13. Don't forget the mandatory bevy of scantily-clad young beauties!

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  14. All the GIRLS on the yacht would be wearing black turtlenecks and carrying Uzi’s!

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