And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Tuesday, September 2, 2025
On the retirement yacht. When my cryptocurrency investments pay off, this will be mine. The crew will walk around in black turtlenecks carrying uzis.
Having had experience dealing with the IRS, I can guarantee you they would never buy that. The demands for receipts and proof would be never ending. Those boys and girls at Internal Revenue have seen it all.
Heh... Uzi's are ancient - you should check out the new CZ Skorpion.
ReplyDeleteNo self respecting bad guy guard on a black yacht would be caught carrying anything but an Uzi!
DeleteI've seen the movies..
"Jettison cocoon!"
Delete"guy" guards? I'm a startin' with bad girl guards, see how it works out.
DeleteGoogle "Tulipmania" as there is an excellent chance you will be dead broke and homeless.
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke, anon. I won't have to worry.
DeleteSubconscious is an amazing and funny thing. Seems like if you were to become a billionaire over night you envision yourself as a Bond villain.
ReplyDeleteIt would take a billion at least to buy, crew and maintain that ship. Imagine the bill for fuel!
DeleteWhat fuel costs? All of it is written off as a business expense. Get with the program man!
DeleteHaving had experience dealing with the IRS, I can guarantee you they would never buy that. The demands for receipts and proof would be never ending. Those boys and girls at Internal Revenue have seen it all.
DeleteDid you see how the Big Cahuna of Hamas is worth $5 billion and has a yacht?
ReplyDeleteFunny how that works.
Interesting how the lofted superstructure looks like a skull and crossbones...
ReplyDeleteYou'll also need a fluffy white cat to pet while you glare menacingly at your guests.
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I’m gonna need a bigger boat.
ReplyDeleteHey, you scratched my anchor…
ReplyDeleteI've seen some guys in suits with submachine guns on a couple of yachts in Charleston Harbor SC a few years back. Wonder who it was?
ReplyDeleteH and Ks
ReplyDeleteAs I have pretty much always believed: A boat - a hole in the water that you pour money into.
ReplyDeleteGod bless the rich bastards that own these.
ReplyDelete10% or more a year in maintenance.
Lots of jobs.
Your wife will have left you long since... for wearing those shark shirts. Love, nines
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the mandatory bevy of scantily-clad young beauties!
ReplyDeleteAll the GIRLS on the yacht would be wearing black turtlenecks and carrying Uzi’s!
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