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No doubt looking at bikini babes on a beach, wishing he was there instead. Daily views of places that amazes others happens everywhere.
More likely gay porn.
Even more likely DTW, looking at cabin porn.
Carefully posed, like nearly all photos these days. Nothing authentic about it.
Googling "Locksmiths 24 hour near...".
Look at all that packed snow. A lot of partying people inside. He went outside to get some air and some peace of mind. But yeah, that phone, He needs slapped upside the head but good. You know that feeling in your snoot when you inhale deep in that cold air?
At least we know he’s not the guy “stranded” on Longs Peak, made a call for rescue, but didn't answer when they called back half a dozen times because he didn’t recognize the number, so he sat up there for 24 hrs.
My oldest was in the Coast Guard, stationed in Kodiak Alaska. When he had been there a few months I asked him if he had seen the Northern Lights. He said NO. I asked him if he had looked for the Northern Lights. He said NO. I wanted to reach through the phone and choke him. Just another example of youth being wasted on the young.
There is nothing like the northern lights. I saw them the first time while camping on Cass Lake in Minnesota one summer.
The northern lights look like they come from his chimney.