Teen shoots himself in penis, left testicle, and thigh, while "cleaning" a gun he had recently purchased.

Darwin award right here!

And I am sick and tired of this excuse that the gun went off "while cleaning it." Any gun owner knows this is bullwheat, as there is no call to pull the trigger when cleaning a gun.  In fact, the very first thing one usually does when cleaning is disassemble the gun, which would either render firing it nearly impossible, or reveal the presence of a round in the chamber.

No, idiot was goofing off with the gun, with his finger on the trigger just like he had seen in the movies, and he shot himself.  At least he has likely rendered himself impotent, sparing us from having to deal with his low intelligence spawn.