Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Mrs. Simmons is coming in hot

 


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    1. And a robot maid

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    2. Now the robot maid maps the interior of your home and shares it with Roomba. Nice.....

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    3. Just buy and old boys life magazine flip to the back and will 3 vacuum cleaner motors you can still make it happen

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    4. Not only did I think that I'd have one by now (as they effing promised!), I'm pissed that I don't!

      azlibertarian

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    5. Ghostsniper wins the internet today.
      -lg

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  2. Instead just cars that burst into flames and don't work well in extreme cold. Delightful.

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  3. Hot means Weapons armed

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    1. Also means too fast on approach.

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  4. I hope she's not going to try to parallel park that thing.

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    1. One assumes it can move in any direction, so she might do a reasonable job....

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  5. Yeah, and no seat belts required!!

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  6. Flying in to a home with a woodburning fireplace. How quaint..! Biggskye in Missouri

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  7. Groceries in a paper bag? Shouldve brought her own. Our Publix or Harris Teeter either have paper bags with no handles or thick large plastic bags. So we bring our own.

    Food Dawg, er, Lion is the worst. Thin plastic bags that can't hold more than 2-3 lbs. We only buy canned foods or juices there, as they are less expensive.

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  8. No celery sticks in the bag.

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