Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Heh

 


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  1. Dogs know that their mouths are so much cleaner than humans. When a human gets their mouth near a dog, the dog is not happy.

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    1. John - ahem! - dogs eat shit happily, like it's candy. They never brush their teeth, those doggies. Or see a dentist. I'm pretty sure a dog's mouth isn't cleaner.

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    2. While two of our four German Shepherds like nibbling on other dogs' poop, my wife brushes their teeth every evening before bed. A practice that all dog owners should do.

      With that said, I learned something today:

      For years, people have perpetuated the myth that dogs' mouths are cleaner than human mouths. However, scientific research tells a different story. Both species harbor complex bacterial ecosystems, each uniquely adapted to their host's biology and lifestyle.

      The truth is that dogs and humans each have approximately 600-700 different bacterial species in their mouths. While the types of bacteria differ between species, neither mouth can be considered "cleaner" than the other from a scientific standpoint.

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    3. 600-700?? I don't think so.

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    4. Look it up Doubting Thomas.

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  2. Remember dogs do not use toilet paper

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    1. No, but I've seen them use the carpet.

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    2. Their tongue is their toilet paper

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  3. Well anyway, the lady seems to have a pretty good sense of humor.

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