Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Missouri has woods?

 


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  1. Gotta gave woods to get lost in.
    They built a fort just for that.

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  2. They don't call it "Ft. Lost-in-the-Woods in the State of Misery" for nuthin.
    ;- )

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  3. Missouri has lots of woods. Also, there have been Bull Sharks found way further north up the Mississippi than you would think possible. The chance of a shark attack in Missouri is small but not zero.

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    1. Yeah, but the chance of a bull shark attack with the bull shark sailing at you in the air while you're deep in the woods is pretty much zero point zero. Those are the same odds for any species of sharks flying.

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  4. Yes, they do. You have to be very careful running/riding through them because Missouri also has abandoned rock quarries...

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    1. Not to mention green-toothed rednecks who will shoot you for being there. Not too bad, as you can smell em way off.

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  5. My Great Uncle lived in Hannibal Missouri. His business partner donated a huge farm / hunting preserve which is now a state park. It has hundreds of acres untouched since Indian times.

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  6. lots of woods, chiggers and ticks

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  7. My ex wanted me to move to a little town outside Poplar Bluff that had lots of woods. Also had a tornado warning siren in the field across the street from her folks place.

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