Tuesday, May 3, 2022

THE NORTHMAN - Official Trailer - and guess who the hero's love interest is! Yes, it's her.

16 comments:

  1. If those eyes were any farther apart they'd fall off her skull.

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  2. I'm happy to say: I have no idea who she is.

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    1. It's that Anya Taylor-Joy chick. She gets either a strong positive or negative reaction when I publish an image of her. Very strong, either way - it's weird - kinda like how far apart her eyeballs are. But, she's parlayed her appearance and the near violent reaction to it into a very nice career. I'm betting she'd be a fun gal.

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  3. Indeed. I may have to pay good money to see this in the theater just to support this kind of thing.

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  4. Why do they show too much of the story in these trailers? It pushes me from wanting to go see it right now to waiting a few months and renting.

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  5. Just saw this on the Biiiiigggggg screen, will never get those three hours back. Rent it. It's slow plodding and dark. Best part was the credits and they sucked. You do get to see wide eyed's ass though.

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    1. :-O I refuse to believe Eric Northman is bad in anything. The only thing that would make it better would be if Godric was in the movie as well. J/K

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  6. Knowing nothing of the plot, from the trailer alone I'm going to say Nicole Kidman's character doesn't want to be rescued.

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  7. Polite disagreement with other poster. It is a big screen movie. Yes, it does start slow. Yes, it is v. dark, not a ray of sunshine to be seen.
    Based on Hamlet, brother kills brother, takes brother's wife, dead brother's son vows revenge. Knowing Shakespeare, you know a lot of folk do not come to a good end.
    Diiiiiversity crowd won't like this as cast is all white, hard to tell through the mud, muck, and blood.
    Heavy on the mysticism, violence, and from what I've read historians say an honest look at the culture of the time.
    I am a movie snob, so this one's a good break from the current crap of batman/spiderman/superhero remake and more marvel comic wokeness.
    Director has two other movies done, I will be checking them out.

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  8. Hard 'No" for me...watched the trailer. Sure, he's ripped and 6'4", so fits the enigma (working out all day for months on end will do that), and it is Hollywood. But geez, every one of these epic-level films are constant in your face over-the-top about it. Subtle works better for watch-ability, I don't need to live inside the movie to "get it". Like saying Yellowstone is real ranching (and Sheridan is brilliant). But to each his/her own.

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  9. Lacking in diversity and inclusivity. I'm triggered.

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  10. It's hollyweird. They get none of my fiatbux. I've got work to do...how about you?

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  11. might stream it at some point but prolly not.
    not fond many things about modern flix - more irritating than not

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