The California Franchise Tax Board receives a love letter.

Around 10 a.m., the mail room received the leaking package. FTB employees followed protocol by evacuating the 100 employees on that floor and sealing off the room.

Eidam said when HazMat crews arrived at the scene, they tested the substance and monitored the air quality. It was then determined the package was full of dog poop.

The only thing lacking was a firecracker set to spread the "wealth" on opening.