Saturday, November 9, 2013

What your mugshot would look like if you led the cops on a 27 mile chase with only three tires.


Miss Jennifer looks like she'd still be running if her car hadn't failed her.


And here is her car, after having run miles on the front rim, spraying sparks.  She first brought attention to herself by driving erratically, but when officers tried to get her to pull over, she took off.  Spike strips  flattened her left front tire, but she just kept on keeping on, until she was grinding her whole undercarriage along the street.  Just compare the size of the front rim with the survivor on the back!

The strangest thing was that her behavior was not caused by drugs or alcohol.  She is just naturally that kind of crazy, as her mug shot shows.

Prediction: the police find her boyfriend's body chopped into pieces and cooked into a nice stew back at her apartment.


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