Wednesday, November 15, 2017

It's not college anymore, it's nursery school. Maybe they should install warm milk dispensers to help the snowflakes sleep.

The Student Government Association at the University of Maryland voted to 28-2 to “endorse a proposal that would implement two napping stations in the University of Maryland’s McKeldin Library for students in need of a midday snooze,” according to the school newspaper, The Diamondback.

The “napping stations” are manufactured by MetroNaps EnergyPods, according to The Diamondback. The pods are outfitted with a “futuristic appeal,” and “include a 20-minute timer, a privacy visor, storage space, a light mimicking sunrise at the end of the nap and a music feature.”

“The order for two pods,” The Diamondback reports “…would cost a combined $21,818.20 after applying a learning institution discount of $6,470.”

And we working folk must, at pain of state prosecution and fines/loss of our freedom, pay taxes for this crap.  Need a nap?  Go back to your dorm room and sleep.  Imagine the snoring in the library when big football players snooze.

6 comments:

  1. So one "pod," these days, costs as much as a student's entire education did back in the '60s?

    Right. I'm impressed, like I always am when overwhelmed with stupidity!

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  2. I worked full time and took my classes at night. My "napping station" was the frigging desktop. And I wasn't the only one.

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  3. “include a 20-minute timer"

    Are these for sleeping or screwing?

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    1. Multi-Use pods? No, probably they only screw the taxpayers. Probably.

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