And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
I recognize one of those whales. I rescued her developmentally disabled brother from bullies back in 1975. She was a short anorexic flat chested plain Jane who could have been a double for Noel Neil, the actress who played Lois Lane in the old Superman TV series.
She dumped my ass for some Australian con artist whose every business venture failed. She was his second (new model wife.) Once her hips grew and and her boobs started to sag, and she it a buck fifty on the scale, she became her husbands second ex-wife! The third wife is some 20 something Chinese Chick. Did I mention that he is 75 years old?
This gets so much better! The woman I once loved is now engaged to the most fugly tattoed Bulldykes on planet Earth. One year ago, she she suggested Old Spice as a Christmas gift. My little buddy's sister is coming out to pick up her little brother to do a little house sitting over the weekend.
With all of this history (and I am not a religious man,) I thank God for allowing me to dodge this bullet!
Neat!
ReplyDeleteI recognize one of those whales. I rescued her developmentally disabled
ReplyDeletebrother from bullies back in 1975. She was a short anorexic flat chested
plain Jane who could have been a double for Noel Neil, the actress who
played Lois Lane in the old Superman TV series.
She dumped my ass for some Australian con artist whose every business
venture failed. She was his second (new model wife.) Once her hips
grew and and her boobs started to sag, and she it a buck fifty on the
scale, she became her husbands second ex-wife! The third wife is some
20 something Chinese Chick. Did I mention that he is 75 years old?
This gets so much better! The woman I once loved is now engaged to
the most fugly tattoed Bulldykes on planet Earth. One year ago, she
she suggested Old Spice as a Christmas gift. My little buddy's sister
is coming out to pick up her little brother to do a little house sitting
over the weekend.
With all of this history (and I am not a religious man,) I thank God
for allowing me to dodge this bullet!
holly crap on a cracker! and i thought i had it tough?
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