Columnist Peter Roff over at U S News predicts how the press will cover Wednesday's initial debate between Mitt Romney and the worst president in American history, bar none.

A sample:

So confident was the president that he seemed to be floating a foot or so off the ground, Barack Obama was bright, engaging, and well-versed in every possible nuance of every question asked by the moderator, PBS's Jim Lehrer. His opponent, in contrast, was nattily attired in an expensive outfit appropriate to his status as part of the 1 percent of the nation's wealthiest individuals but, on substance, was sorely lacking in his understanding of the issues facing America.

Probably not too far from the actual truth.