Outside of our front doors, along our streets and byways, danger lurks. Sometimes disguised in fair form, evil most foul waits to ensnare the unwary. But fear not! Against this threat our public servants are ever vigilant. After all, we pay their salaries, they know who is boss!
Now that our bureaucratic minders have put the above miscreant out of business, who knows what other danger slinks toward us through the shadows. Protect us, almighty government!