Saturday, September 13, 2025

Not Arguably...

 


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  1. Aaaand then the ruler comes out.

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    1. Aaaand here comes the F…

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    2. It's 2025. And then the student punches the teacher in the face and takes a pencil, and the principal blames the teacher.

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  2. ....... ouch.... at least he didn't break into Shakespearian retorts...

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  3. Never use a big word where a diminutive one will work.

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  4. Arguably is not a word. And my retort would result in a knot on your forehead.

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  5. Actually, from a REGULATORY perspective (FDA, CSA, CE, ISO, etc.) is it MANDATORY that the PROPER language be used in procedures, etc. and the distinction between CAN and MAY is an important ONE!!!!.

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    1. When the teacher becomes a regulatory body, get back to us.

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    2. Like the difference between "will" and "shall".

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  6. It's not necessary for army recruits to march in step or stand for hours at a time, but if you teach the young to do things right the 'first time every time', you'll teach them to apply higher standards to their actions.

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  7. I have coined a phrase, "pretentious error", as the deliberate misuse of proper grammar in order to seem more intelligent or educated than other people. The practice backfires on its user. Those who commit pretentious error are egregious not only in the gratingly obvious wrongness of their speech, but in the haughty attitude it implies. The most common, and irritating examples, are the use of "I" in the objective case, and of "whom" in the subjective.

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  8. How much longer until am, is, are, was, and were are replaced with be, be, be, be, and be?

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    1. And how did "pled" became "pleaded"?

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    2. @rickn8tor One of my peeves in "journalism" these days.

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  9. Yall fellers is a bunch of fart smellers

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  10. language snobbery sux !

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  11. Y'all fellers ARE a bunch of fart smellers...

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  12. Be, am, is, are, was, were, been, being, do, does, did, have, has, had, can, could, may, might, shall, should, will, would, must.

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  13. Being pedantic is precisely the teacher's job! And there are times when the distinction between can and may is necessary to communicate successfully.

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