Meanwhile, as Castro's boy Justin Trudeau parties, and the paste eating EU bureau-weenies sweat and tremble in anticipation of the arrival of the God-Emperor and his team of wolverines...

Thousands of terrorists and other enemies of America, including China, North Korea, and California, all agreed to lay down their arms and prostrate themselves upon hearing that Jack Wilson was deployed abroad by President Trump.

After Wilson, the hero of the recent Texas church shooting, was named the leader of America’s military operations abroad, terrorists immediately surrendered in a panic, knowing they had no hope of avoiding a one shot kill administered by the grizzled Texan.  Wilson was airdropped in behind enemy lines but didn’t need to fire a single shot.

“Please Sahib, we agree to an unconditional surrender, under whatever terms you see fit,” blubbered one ISIS leader nervously after turning himself in to a grizzled Wilson.  “Please do not hurt us.” 

Wilson then moved his hand, and hundreds of surrendering terrorists hit the deck, scrambling for cover and wailing for mercy. But he was just reaching for a breath mint, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un likewise gave up his nuclear program and immediately resigned, agreeing to turn the country into a true democratic republic right away and apologizing for decades of civil rights abuses. “No need to send Mr. Wilson over here,” he said, sweating. “We are complying with all of America’s demands, and from henceforth I shall be a vegetarian."

Wilson accepted their surrender, provided they repent, believe the gospel, memorize the Constitution, and are baptized.

Tee Hee.