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Sex with a tree is a beech. Makes you bark. I kid you knot!
Join the "Don't Marry Movement". There are 3 main points:-Never legally marry an American woman-Never have children with an American woman-If you are married to an American woman, never buy a house so she cannot steal it from you in divorceRead the full essay explaining the purpose of the movement here: https://womenarestupid.site/blog/the-don-t-marry-movement