And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
That's why you have your pocket knife, to gently slit the top pre-straw insertion. However, in England, pocket knives are illegal. Fortunately tomahawks are not, but it's more complicated to use a hawk to gently open the top of the beverage container.
That's why you have your pocket knife, to gently slit the top pre-straw insertion. However, in England, pocket knives are illegal. Fortunately tomahawks are not, but it's more complicated to use a hawk to gently open the top of the beverage container.
ReplyDeleteBut in England the police are also unarmed, so if they harass me there I'll whip out my three inch blade and back those limeys up.
DeleteYou need a bigger blade than 3" if you intend to keep your reputation in the Faroe Islands intact.
DeleteIf a Faroese lassie asks to see my blade, I'll oblige.
DeleteWhy?: Blonde female, of course.
ReplyDeleteGeez, this is why blondes get such bad press...
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