Thursday, September 21, 2017

I'm eating tacos and pizza from now until the end. And I'm giving the dog all he wants too, no matter what the wife says about it.

According to Meade, the mysterious rogue planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, is on a collision course with Earth, which will bring world-ending tsunamis and earthquakes. The numerologist claims the dates of recent events like the Great American Solar Eclipse and Hurricane Harvey’s flooding of Texas were all marked in the Bible. Meade now says his “Planet X theory” lines up with more bible codes and ancient markers on the Egyptian pyramids.

That stinking planet Nibiru is at it again.  Load the nuclear missiles, it's time to launch.

NASA has already dismissed the prediction; calling the whole thing a hoax. The space agency has reportedly known about the Nibiru conspiracy theory for years and shot down the talk of Armageddon in a 2012 statement.
“If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth … astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye.”
Meade is a self-published author who writes that he studied astronomy at the University of Louisville. He and other doomsayers have actually been saying Nibiru would crash into the Earth several times before; which clearly did not happen. The latest prediction came in 2012 and was linked to the end of the Mayan calendar.
NASA denies this?  Conspiracy!

4 comments:

  1. Make sure you wipe, then crush, your hard drives before the 23rd. We saw what happened to Hillary.

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  2. Doomed I tell you, doomed. Now where did I leave my sandwich board?

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  3. Guess I missed the end of the world...

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