And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Hi, I'm from the EPA
We heard that you spilled some motor oil on your front lawn.
I think that it would run more like this. "We hear that you're not a Democrat and you didn't contribute to the Elect Hillary Campaign --and you spilled motor oil on your lawn.
"We also see from your medical records that you smoke and occasionally enjoy a whiskey sour. How are those cigarette butts disposed of, and did you automatically self impose a proper fine for second hand smoke pollution?"
Coming soon to a city near you.
ReplyDeleteI think that it would run more like this. "We hear that you're not a Democrat and you didn't contribute to the Elect Hillary Campaign --and you spilled motor oil on your lawn.
ReplyDeleteHaha!
Delete"We also see from your medical records that you smoke and occasionally enjoy a whiskey sour. How are those cigarette butts disposed of, and did you automatically self impose a proper fine for second hand smoke pollution?"
They'll put you in a camp and on the portal will be the words, "Arbeit Macht Frei".
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