Over at Ace of Spades, there is a contest going on to list the most idiotic, weapons grade stupid thing that a liberal has ever said to the readers.  The only rules are that it has to be something said directly in person to the poster, and classically brain dead.

My favorites:

   A liberal who opposed the construction of new power plants, when asked where we would get electricity, smugly answered, "From batteries!" as though I were a total dumbshit.

    I was once told by my friend's girlfriend that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC because all the antibiotics they gave to the chickens had mutated them to such an extent that they could no longer be legally called chicken. I thought she was joking and laughed. This resulted in an hour-long lecture on the evils of GM food, meat, hydrocarbons, the Iraq War and country music. We were on a road trip and I was a captive audience. It was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life, and I've been arrested in Mexico.

   I was told that the American ambassador dying in Benghazi shouldn't bother me because he was a martyr for the freedom of the Libyan peoples.

   That the immediate impetus of the American Experiment isn't Liberty, but Fairness. Just look at children; they know it's wrong that one of them will have more toys than the others, so they share.
At that moment I summoned all my self-control in order to not inform him that I would be fucking our wife that weekend.

   I was watching the Hunger Games movie with family at Christmas time, my sister said--Welcome to Romney's America.

   "I don't use oil because I ride the bus."

   My ultra-Leftist sister told me she could never vote Republican because of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan and the plight of the American Indian.
I informed my sister that the Republican Party was founded by fifty men determined to end slavery, that her Democrats tore America in two and went to war in defense of slavery, that her Democrats founded and controlled the Ku Klux Klan, and that the Trail of Tears was the direct result of a lawless Democrat president choosing to ignore the ruling of the Supreme Court.
She told me that "everyone knows that none of that is true."
I offered her three history books. She refused to take them.