Thursday, September 3, 2026

Helen of Troy

 


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  1. I thought Helen of Troy had more melanin

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    1. She's been trying to stay out of the sun...

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    2. Only in woke movies.

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    3. Who is to say how much melanin Helen's skin had?
      If you had read the Odyssey you would know that her father was a God (Zeus) who fucked her mother while he was in swan form.

      Do you understand now how stupid the melanin argument is?
      How exactly would a swan fuck a woman? Can birds and mammals reproduce? If a swan fucks a woman, does she lay an egg?

      This is all made-up shit and people are getting bent out of shape over skin color.

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    4. Wow. A mouth (keyboard) dirtier than a swan’s.

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  2. Anon's a sly wit. Excellent comment. Got me to laugh.

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  3. She looks like a younger Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory.

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  4. My first thought was a pre-teen muslim bride.

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  5. Al Bundy's daughter

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  6. I’d say that is a face that could have launched 10,000 ships.

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