And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Tons of fun! That's pretty neat. If you've never operated a piece of equipment (backhoe, excavator, a modern dozer, etc.) that's joystick controlled, you should. It's a blast. Even when it's your job for eleven or twelve hours a day you still look forward to coming to work the next day.
Unless the goal is to play bumper cars in the pool, then what is the point of a float that keeps you dry and has drinks and stuff that can't safely get dumped into the pool if you want a quick dip? Might as well sit a nice lounge chair in the shallows.
Hummmmm. Motorboating has always been my favorite form of recreation.
ReplyDeleteFound the fine print: “Bikini babe not included”.
DeleteJust purchased a new house in Florida with a pool. I'm getting one of these. Thanks CJ
ReplyDeleteDoes it have a built in vibrator as well?
ReplyDeleteDo they make a doggie-style version ?
ReplyDelete--Do you really need that?
ReplyDelete--No.
--Then why do you want it?
--'Cause it's coooool!!!
Now you can do more than one lap in the pool!
ReplyDeleteTons of fun! That's pretty neat.
ReplyDeleteIf you've never operated a piece of equipment (backhoe, excavator, a modern dozer, etc.) that's joystick controlled, you should. It's a blast. Even when it's your job for eleven or twelve hours a day you still look forward to coming to work the next day.
Here's your joystick right here.
ReplyDeleteUnless the goal is to play bumper cars in the pool, then what is the point of a float that keeps you dry and has drinks and stuff that can't safely get dumped into the pool if you want a quick dip? Might as well sit a nice lounge chair in the shallows.
ReplyDeleteNever mind. I just saw the lake version on prior page. Now, THAT makes more sense!
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