Friday, May 15, 2026

Cold and mean, but weirdly attractive

 


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  1. Fun to gaze at ... but she looks very - very expensive.

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    1. My first thought: high maintenance. Rarely worth it.

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  2. white gloves would be far more appropriate

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  3. You're going to have to bring an awful lot to break through the Ice Queen's rejection field.

    Now imagine Elon Musk walked up to her and started talking to her. How would her demeanor change? She might run away, so frightened by how all her defenses were so easily breached.

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  4. celebration drink after the funeral

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  5. Okay, probably not, but she could be a nice farmgirl visiting the relatives in New England telling herself, I can't wait to get away from these urbanites and out of this f@#$ing monkeysuit and get back home. My garden needs attention.

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  6. Danger! Will Robinson!!!

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  7. Looks like something in her left nostril

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    1. Good catch. Turned her from Ice-cold sexpot to booger girl.

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  8. That may be where the ring goes, when she’s not grieving.

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  9. Antiseptic is the word you're looking for.

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  10. You know that she will take all of your money and your car but leave you smiling no matter the cost and it will be worth it!

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  11. Poor thing has had to develop all those coping mechanisms, to compensate for the cold, cruel world in which she is trapped. She's just waiting for her Knight, who will whisk her away to his farm, treat her gently, make babies, and live a real, meaningful life. Are you up to the task?
    -- Davis.P

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  12. Randy Newman said it...'You can leave your hat on..."

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