Monday, April 6, 2026

She's mad and she's leaving, with your Porsche

 


9 comments:

  1. She's leaving. She's going to drive it to the airport and leave it parked at the curb with the keys in it and get on a plane. I once knew a who that had that happen except it was a BMW.

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  2. And do not bother reporting it stolen, she is going to either: crash it spectacularly, torch it, or leave the Keys in it at a seedy Bar.

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  3. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. You're both too expensive to maintain any more

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    1. The Porsche is way cheaper to maintain.

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  4. yup. my EX sold mine while I was deployed. YUP. if I had just killed her then,
    I might have gotten away with it.

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  5. It's all fun and games until she tries to park it.

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  6. Jokes on her, it's not my Porsche.

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  7. That's what you get for buying it with an auto transmission.

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  8. My first thought was that she really thinks that her $hit don't stink ... and that she is far hotter than the guy she's looking at.

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